St. Valentine’s Day congratulations spam
Websense Security Labs experts have detected mass dispatches of messages in which malefactors suggest users to visit a certain web site and to see a card with congratulations by a St. Valentine’s Day. If the user agrees to pass the link, the image of two puppies and heart will be shown. After that the potential victim is recommended to download a certain file and to prepare a gift to a sweetheart. Actually the file appears malware program Waledac: having got on the computer, the worm collects e-mail addresses and dispatches on them the copies.
Swindlers also actively extend a spam with the links ostensibly specifying directly on congratulatory cards. Transition under such links “is remunerated” by portion of espionage modules and Trojan programs. Traditionally in similar cases experts recommend to users not to open an investment if the letter has come from the unknown address, not to pass under suspicious links and to apply anti-virus programs with regularly updated databases.
Websense Security Labs experts have detected mass dispatches of messages in which malefactors suggest users to visit a certain web site and to see a card with congratulations by a St. Valentine’s Day. If the user agrees to pass the link, the image of two puppies and heart will be shown. After that the potential victim is recommended to download a certain file and to prepare a gift to a sweetheart. Actually the file appears malware program Waledac: having got on the computer, the worm collects e-mail addresses and dispatches on them the copies.
Swindlers also actively extend a spam with the links ostensibly specifying directly on congratulatory cards. Transition under such links “is remunerated” by portion of espionage modules and Trojan programs. Traditionally in similar cases experts recommend to users not to open an investment if the letter has come from the unknown address, not to pass under suspicious links and to apply anti-virus programs with regularly updated databases.
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Learn the ancient art of Magic with Magician Brisbane
Brisbane is a well renowned city in Australia that dwells in a number of reputed magicians. The Magician Brisbane enjoys esteemed name all over the world for their unusual and uncommon magical tricks. The magicians of Brisbane have revealed a number of helpful tips and tricks following which, a beginner can become a genius.
The art of magic is not difficult to learn when one is accompanied by the superb assistance of Magician Brisbane art tricks. Often a beginner fails to create a magical feeling or effect in his act that is indispensable in any magical performance. Only a magical touch can leave the spectators puzzled and amazed and bring magician a round of applause for his artistic presentation. Magician Brisbane for this reason has offered several helpful magical tricks that will help a novice to bring the magical effect in his act without putting an extra pinch of effort.
Magician Brisbane methods describe several key stages to learn that will act as a foundation for the entire act one is going to perform. A beginner can actually learn the art of magic only after learning the key stages involved. Come; let’s learn the ancient art of magic with Magician Brisbane methods.
• First key stage involves a beginner to perform the magic material manually. This will help the magic to come automatically after complete refinement and the act will look polished and natural. Talking about the material to start with, you have cards and coins that are readily available. They help you to make a commendable introduction to the world of magic. You can master a number of stunning acts with their help. For example, ‘the modern magic with coin’ can be performed flawlessly with the help of coins whereas you can manage to master the ‘Card College’ trick by making regular and repeated manual practices with the card deck.
• Magic can never be entertaining if it is not accompanied by a captivating presentation. A magic can only be made look natural if one amplifies his natural personal strength in it. For instance, one should not forcibly try to act funny when he is not naturally funny. It will distract the audience attention to the extra effort put for making the act hilarious and will ruin the magical element completely.
• Magician Brisbane is very confident in performing their magical act that makes it look believable. Magician Brisbane suggests the beginners to be confident in whatever magical trick they are going to perform. A magician trusting himself can actually make the audience trust him and his magical wonders.
Mike is a Magician Brisbane and an avid writer and he can easily make children laugh. With eighteen years of experience and commitment to entertaining kids of all age groups Mike has performed at hundreds of venues from Birthday Parties, Child Care Centers, Clubs, Weddings, School fetes to Shopping Centers, corporate and private functions. For more details please visit Kids Entertainment Gold Coast.
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In Bible versus Quran: seven brothers married the same sole wife
The Sons of the Lord God in Bible versus Quran (12)
This is the 12th article of the series:” The Sons of the Lord God in Bible versus Quran”.
In the Bible, the Lord Jesus said: for they cannot even die anymore, because they are like angels, and are sons of God, being sons of the resurrection. And the Lord is not a God of dead men, but of living, for all live to Him; He is not the God of the dead, but of the living, for to him all are alive
In the Quran, Allah, the Almighty Creator has no son, no children and no partner. Also, the sons of the resurrection are not either the sons of God nor they are like the angels. The Angels are created from pure clear, plain, splendid and noble light. In addition, Allah is the God of the living and the dead and He is the God of everything.
Also, the Quran says that it is an unforgivable sin when you say or believe that the Almighty Creator has a son or sons; this major sin will lead to the Eternal Fire in the Hereafter.
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The Sons of the Lord God in the Bible (12)
Some of the Sadducees, who deny and say that there is any resurrection, came to the Lord Jesus with a question. The Sadducees said to the Lord Jesus, “Moses wrote for us that if a man’s brother dies and leaves a wife but no children, the man must take (marry) the widow and have children for his brother. Now there were seven brothers; and the first took a wife and died childless; and the second took her to wife, and he died childless; and then the third married her, and in the same way the seven died, leaving no children. Finally, the woman died too. Now then, at the resurrection therefore, which one’s wife will she be? since the seven brothers were married to her?”
the Lord Jesus said to the Sadducees, who deny the resurrection, “The sons of this age marry and are given in marriage, for they cannot even die anymore, because they are like angels, and are sons of God, being sons of the resurrection; and He is not a God of dead men, but of living, for all live to Him; He is not the God of the dead, but of the living, for to him all are alive.
Now, there are some questions:
How come that a single women marry seven brothers? What if she does not like of them? Was she an inheritance without having any decision about her special life?
How come that the Angels are like the sons of the resurrection although the physical features of both are very different?
If God is only the God of the livings, then who is the God of the dead?
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Luke 20:27-40 in four different versions of the Bible:
New International Version
27Some of the Sadducees, who say there is no resurrection, came to Jesus with a question.
28″Teacher,” they said, “Moses wrote for us that if a man’s brother dies and leaves a wife but no children, the man must marry the widow and have children for his brother.
29Now there were seven brothers. The first one married a woman and died childless. 30The second
31and then the third married her, and in the same way the seven died, leaving no children.
32Finally, the woman died too.
33Now then, at the resurrection whose wife will she be, since the seven were married to her?”
34Jesus replied, “The people of this age marry and are given in marriage.
35But those who are considered worthy of taking part in that age and in the resurrection from the dead will neither marry nor be given in marriage,
36and they can no longer die; for they are like the angels. They are God’s children, since they are children of the resurrection.
37But in the account of the bush, even Moses showed that the dead rise, for he calls the Lord ‘the God of Abraham, and the God of Isaac, and the God of Jacob.’
38He is not the God of the dead, but of the living, for to him all are alive.”
39Some of the teachers of the law responded, “Well said, teacher!”
40And no one dared to ask him any more questions.
New American Standard Bible
27Now there came to Him some of the Sadducees (who say that there is no resurrection),
28and they questioned Him, saying, “Teacher, Moses wrote for us that IF A MAN’S BROTHER DIES, having a wife, AND HE IS CHILDLESS, HIS BROTHER SHOULD MARRY THE WIFE AND RAISE UP CHILDREN TO HIS BROTHER.
29″Now there were seven brothers; and the first took a wife and died childless;
30and the second
31and the third married her; and in the same way all seven died, leaving no children.
32″Finally the woman died also.
33″In the resurrection therefore, which one’s wife will she be? For all seven had married her.”
34Jesus said to them, “The sons of this age marry and are given in marriage,
35but those who are considered worthy to attain to that age and the resurrection from the dead, neither marry nor are given in marriage;
36for they cannot even die anymore, because they are like angels, and are sons of God, being sons of the resurrection.
37″But that the dead are raised, even Moses showed, in the passage about the burning bush, where he calls the Lord THE GOD OF ABRAHAM, AND THE GOD OF ISAAC, AND THE GOD OF JACOB.
38″Now He is not the God of the dead but of the living; for all live to Him.”
39Some of the scribes answered and said, “Teacher, You have spoken well.”
40For they did not have courage to question Him any longer about anything.
English Standard Version
27There came to him some Sadducees, those who deny that there is a resurrection, 28and they asked him a question, saying, “Teacher, Moses wrote for us that if a man’s brother dies, having a wife but no children, the man must take the widow and raise up offspring for his brother.
29Now there were seven brothers. The first took a wife, and died without children. 30And the second
31and the third took her, and likewise all seven left no children and died.
32Afterward the woman also died.
33In the resurrection, therefore, whose wife will the woman be? For the seven had her as wife.”
34And Jesus said to them, “The sons of this age marry and are given in marriage, 35but those who are considered worthy to attain to that age and to the resurrection from the dead neither marry nor are given in marriage,
36for they cannot die anymore, because they are equal to angels and are sons of God, being sons of the resurrection.
37But that the dead are raised, even Moses showed, in the passage about the bush, where he calls the Lord the God of Abraham and the God of Isaac and the God of Jacob.
38Now he is not God of the dead, but of the living, for all live to him.”
39Then some of the scribes answered, “Teacher, you have spoken well.” 40For they no longer dared to ask him any question.
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The Sons of the Lord God in the Quran (12)
On the other hand, the Quran makes it very clear and says that Allah, the Almighty Creator, has neither a son nor a partner.
The Quran decisively forbids saying that Allah has a son.
It is not befitting for the Majesty of Allah to take to Himself a son.
Allah has not taken any son either from the Children of Adam or from the angels.
if there were a god along with Allah, each god would have taken away what he created, he would have made it exclusively his and prevented the other [god] from having any mastery over it; and some of them would surely rise up against others, in challenge, just as the kings of this world are wont to do.
Allah is the Knower of the Unseen and the visible, what is hidden and what is observed. And exalted, magnified, be He above what they associate!, with Him of son or partners. Allah is far transcendent above all that they ascribe unto Him!
In Islam, this point is very important faith wise.
- Again, it is unforgivable sin to say or to believe that the One Almighty Creator [who is Allah or God or the Lord or Jehovah or whatever name(s) you are giving Him] has a son or Sons.
From the Islamic point of view, the conclusion of this essential topic that may establish or destroy the faith is that:
Any one who believe that the Almighty Creator has a son or Sons; he messes his faith up and is considered as a disbeliever and in the afterlife he will end up as an eternal inhabitant of the hell.
Any one who believes that the Almighty Creator has neither a son nor a partner he has a good faith and is considered as a believer and in the afterlife he will end up as an eternal inhabitant of the paradise.
Verses 17:110-111 make the topic of the son(s) of God clear.
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The meanings of verses 17:110-111
The meaning of verse 17:110
The Prophet Muhammad would often say, ‘O Allah, O Compassionate One’.
So the disbelievers said, ‘He [Muhammad] forbids us to worship more than one god, and yet he calls upon another [god] together with Him [God]’.
The verse was then revealed:
Say, to them: ‘Invoke Allah or invoke the Compassionate One, that is to say, invoke Him by either of these [Names] or call upon Him by saying, ‘O God! O Compassionate One!’, whichever of these two [Names], you invoke, is beautiful to Him, to the One called by these two [Names], belong the Most Beautiful and Perfect Names’, these two [Names] being from among them.; and they [the other Names] are [the following] as [mentioned] in Hadith:
Allah, there is no god except Him, the Compassionate, the Merciful, the King, the Holy, the Peace, the Securer, the Controller, the Mighty, the Compeller, the Sublime, the Creator, the Maker [out of nothing], the Fashioner, the [ever] Forgiving, the Almighty, the Bestower, the Provider, the Deliverer, the Knower, the Seizer, the Extender, the Lowerer, the Raiser, the Glorifier, the Abaser, the Hearer, the Seer, the Arbiter, the Just, the Subtle, the Aware, the Forbearing, the Tremendous, the Forgiver, the Thankful, the High, the Great, the Preserver, the Conserver, the Reckoner, the Majestic, the Generous, the Watcher, the Responsive, the Embracing, the Wise, the Loving, the Glorious, the Resurrector, the Witnessing, the Truth, the Guardian, the Strong, the Firm, the Patron, the Praiseworthy, the Numberer, the Initiator, the Restorer, the Life-giver, the Death-maker, the Living, the Eternal Sustainer, the Originator, the Magnificent, the One, the Single, the Everlasting Refuge, the Powerful, the Omnipotent, the Advancer, the Deferrer, the First, the Last, the Outward, the Inward, the Ruler, Exalted, the Benign, the Relenting, the Avenger, the Pardoning, the Gentle, Master of the Kingdom, One of Majesty and Munificence, the Equitable, the Gatherer, the Independent, the Availing, the Restrainer, the Harming, the Benefactor, the Light, the Guiding, the Innovator, the Enduring, the Inheritor, the Reasonable, the Patient.
The meaning of verse 17:111
And say:
Praise be to Allah, Who has neither taken a son, nor has He any partner in sovereignty, in divineness, nor has He taken any ally, to assist Him, out of, because of any, weakness, That is to say, He would never become weak and thus need an assistant.
And magnify Him with the magnifications worthy of Him; extol Him with a perfect extolling above that He should have taken a son or a partner, and above any weakness and above all that does not befit Him.
He is the One worthy of all praise, because of the perfection of His Essence and the fact that He alones possesses those attributes (and Names) of His.
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Verses 17:110-111 of the Noble Quran in four different translations:
Verse 17:110
QARIB: say: ‘call upon Allah, or call upon the merciful; whichever (name) you call upon, to him belong the most beautiful names. ‘ pray neither loudly nor to quietly, rather, seek a middle course between them.
SHAKIR: say: call upon Allah or call upon, the beneficent Allah; whichever you call upon, he has the best names; and do not utter your prayer with a very raised voice nor be silent with regard to it, and seek a way between these
PICKTHAL: say (unto mankind): cry unto Allah, or cry unto the beneficent, unto whichsoever ye cry (it is the same). his are the most beautiful names. and thou (Muhammad), be not loud-voiced in thy worship nor yet silent therein, but follow a way between.
YUSUFALI: say: “call upon Allah, or call upon rahman: by whatever name ye call upon him, (it is well): for to him belong the most beautiful names. neither speak thy prayer aloud, nor speak it in a low tone, but seek a middle course between.”
Verse 17:111
QARIB: say: ‘praise be to Allah who has not taken a son; who has no associate in the kingdom; nor out of humility any guardian. ‘ and exalt him repeatedly with exaltations.
SHAKIR: and say: (all) praise is due to Allah, who has not taken a son and who has not a partner in the kingdom, and who has not a helper to save him from disgrace; and proclaim his greatness magnifying (him)
PICKTHAL: and say: praise be to Allah, who hath not taken unto himself a son, and who hath no partner in the sovereignty, nor hath he any protecting friend through dependence. and magnify him with all magnificence.
YUSUFALI: say: “praise be to Allah, who begets no son, and has no partner in (his) dominion: nor (needs) he any to protect him from humiliation: yea, magnify him for his greatness and glory!”
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Back to my question to the smart and interested reader:
Is the Quran quoted from the Bible?
Professor Dr. Ibrahim Khalil Article Source:http://www.articlesbase.com/humor-articles/in-bible-versus-quran-seven-brothers-married-the-same-sole-wife-1049374.html
Prof. of Clinical and Chemical Pathology,
Head of Clinical Microbiology and Infection Control Unit,
Ain-Shams University. Cairo, Egypt.
And, President of the Egyptian Society of Inventors.
Member of the Egyptian union of Writers
interesting facts about girls
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Observation:
Guys never notice differences in their friend’s appearance unless the difference is too obvious (like a very poor haircut that leaves the scalp like a partially mowed lawn). But with girls, it’s not the case… Try walking to your friend who is a girl (the phrase girl friend avoided for obvious reasons) with a small stain on your shirt which is usually unnoticeable. Chances are that you would get caught within the first couple of minutes.
Care:
Guys try their best to be caring but come on… they are not designed for that! Girls often tend to care more than what you want them to and often that makes them question every 10-15 seconds about your wellness. If you are down with fever and you let your best friend who is a girl (quite funny to type) know, chances are that you’ll end up answering the phone at least 20 times that day!
Childishness:
Almost everyone has some childishness in him/her. The famous quote “There is no point growing up if you cannot be a child at times” is an illustration of that fact. However, the proportion of girls I’ve observed to be childish is much higher than what I observed in guys!
Talking:
Even the most silent girl is highly talkative within her group. With guys a reserved guy is a reserved guy wherever he is but with girls, a reserved girl acts differently when she is with her friends and when she is in a larger gang.
Possessiveness:
I might be generalizing a bit too much here. But many girls are possessive about their friends and belongings! At least that is my observation.
Gossip:
A girl who stays at home knows much more than a guy who is hanging out most of the day!
Independently dependent:
Girls seem to depend on someone way too much either emotionally or personally but at the same time they easily switch preferences. Someone who was inevitable a couple of years back becomes a good friend today and a good contact tomorrow. At any point, a person who shows a lot of interest on her is always considered the best by a girl! Again, may be I’m generalizing… But that’s something I observed out of my experiences.
Emotional handicap:
With the brain being locked in an emotional trap, girls usually end up taking decisions purely out of their heart which in most cases will not be correct. Ironically, even after realizing that they made a mistake, it is next to impossible for them to correct that.
Hypocrisy when it comes to guys:
Girls enjoy guys falling for them but many do not want to reveal that. A beautiful girl almost always confirms that the guys around her are interested in her through unnoticeable gestures. Guys however strong just start shaking at the sight of a beautiful girl staring at them and get caught. But a girl never reveals anything more than a smile at the corner of her lips… Gets hard for the guys to assess her pulse
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In Bible versus Quran: the whole creation has been groaning as in the pains of childbirth
The Sons of the Lord God in Bible versus Quran (11)
This is the 11th article of the series:” The Sons of the Lord God in Bible versus Quran”.
In the Bible, Saint Paul says:
For the anxious longing of the creation waits eagerly for the revealing of the sons of God (the Almighty Creator). For the creation was subjected to futility, not willingly, but because of Him who subjected it, in hope that the creation itself also will be set free from its slavery to corruption into the freedom of the glory of the children of God.
On the other hand, in the Allah, the Almighty Creator has no son, no children and no partner. to Him belongs all that is in the heavens and the earth, as possessions, creatures and servants, and this sovereignty contradicts having a child.
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The Sons of the Lord God in the Bible (10)
In the Bible, Saint Paul says:
- For the creation was subjected to futility, not willingly, but because of Him who subjected it, in hope that the creation itself also will be set free from its slavery to corruption into the freedom of the glory of the children of God.
Herein, Saint Paul uses two expression, first the sons of God and second, the children of God. This is, of course, apart from the Lord Jesus as, according to the Christian faith, the sole son of God father, the Almighty Creator.
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Romans 8:18-23 in four different versions of the Bible:
New International Version
18 I consider that our present sufferings are not worth comparing with the glory that will be revealed in us.
19The creation waits in eager expectation for the sons of God to be revealed.
20For the creation was subjected to frustration, not by its own choice, but by the will of the one who subjected it, in hope
21that the creation itself will be liberated from its bondage to decay and brought into the glorious freedom of the children of God.
22We know that the whole creation has been groaning as in the pains of childbirth right up to the present time.
23Not only so, but we ourselves, who have the firstfruits of the Spirit, groan inwardly as we wait eagerly for our adoption as sons, the redemption of our bodies.
New American Standard Bible
18For I consider that the sufferings of this present time are not worthy to be compared with the glory that is to be revealed to us.
19For the anxious longing of the creation waits eagerly for the revealing of the sons of God.
20For the creation was subjected to futility, not willingly, but because of Him who subjected it, in hope
21that the creation itself also will be set free from its slavery to corruption into the freedom of the glory of the children of God.
22For we know that the whole creation groans and suffers the pains of childbirth together until now.
23And not only this, but also we ourselves, having the first fruits of the Spirit, even we ourselves groan within ourselves, waiting eagerly for our adoption as sons, the redemption of our body.
English Standard Version
18For I consider that the sufferings of this present time are not worth comparing with the glory that is to be revealed to us.
19For the creation waits with eager longing for the revealing of the sons of God. 20For the creation was subjected to futility, not willingly, but because of him who subjected it, in hope
21that the creation itself will be set free from its bondage to corruption and obtain the freedom of the glory of the children of God.
22For we know that the whole creation has been groaning together in the pains of childbirth until now.
23And not only the creation, but we ourselves, who have the firstfruits of the Spirit, groan inwardly as we wait eagerly for adoption as sons, the redemption of our bodies.
King James Version
18For I reckon that the sufferings of this present time are not worthy to be compared with the glory which shall be revealed in us.
19For the earnest expectation of the creature waiteth for the manifestation of the sons of God.
20For the creature was made subject to vanity, not willingly, but by reason of him who hath subjected the same in hope,
21Because the creature itself also shall be delivered from the bondage of corruption into the glorious liberty of the children of God.
22For we know that the whole creation groaneth and travaileth in pain together until now.
23And not only they, but ourselves also, which have the firstfruits of the Spirit, even we ourselves groan within ourselves, waiting for the adoption, to wit, the redemption of our body.
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The Sons of the Lord God in the Quran (11)
On the other hand, the Quran makes it very clear and says that Allah, the Almighty Creator, has neither a son nor a partner.
The Quran decisively forbids saying that Allah has a son.
It is not befitting for the Majesty of Allah to take to Himself a son.
Allah has not taken any son either from the Children of Adam or from the angels.
if there were a god along with Allah, each god would have taken away what he created, he would have made it exclusively his and prevented the other [god] from having any mastery over it; and some of them would surely rise up against others, in challenge, just as the kings of this world are wont to do.
Allah is the Knower of the Unseen and the visible, what is hidden and what is observed. And exalted, magnified, be He above what they associate!, with Him of son or partners. Allah is far transcendent above all that they ascribe unto Him!
In Islam, this point is very important faith wise.
- Again, it is unforgivable sin to say or to believe that the One Almighty Creator [who is Allah or God or the Lord or Jehovah or whatever name(s) you are giving Him] has a son or Sons.
From the Islamic point of view, the conclusion of this essential topic that may establish or destroy the faith is that:
Any one who believe that the Almighty Creator has a son or Sons; he messes his faith up and is considered as a disbeliever and in the afterlife he will end up as an eternal inhabitant of the hell.
Any one who believes that the Almighty Creator has neither a son nor a partner he has a good faith and is considered as a believer and in the afterlife he will end up as an eternal inhabitant of the paradise.
Verses 2:116-117 make the topic of the son(s) of God clear.
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The meanings of verses 2:116-117
The meaning of verse 2:116
And some people claim that the angels are God’s daughters while other people say that ‘God has taken unto Himself a Son;
Allah replied them and says:
Glory be to Him!, as a way of exalting Himself above this; Nay, to Him belongs all that is in the heavens and the earth, as possessions, creatures and servants, and this sovereignty contradicts having a child,
All of His entire creations obey His will, submitting to that which is required from each one of them: here the emphasis is on rational beings.
In other words, God is far exalted to have a son or partner (Nay) it is not as they say, (but whatsoever is in the heavens and the earth) of creation (is His) are His servants. (All are subservient unto Him) linked to Him by the bond of servitude and the declaration of His Oneness.
The meaning of verse 2:117
He is the Originator of the heavens and the earth! He originated them when they were nothing before. He is the Creator of the heavens and the earths, making them exist without any exemplary precedent; and when He decrees, wills, a thing, to exist, He but says to it ‘Be’ and it is, that is to say, it becomes.
This means that when He wants to create a child without a father, like Jesus, (He saith unto it only: Be!) be a child without a father, just like Adam was without a father or mother, (And it is).
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Verses 2:116-117 of the Noble Quran in four different translations:
Verse 2:116
QARIB: they say: ‘Allah has taken (to himself) a son. ‘ exaltations to him (Allah). for him is what is in the heavens and the earth, all are obedient to him.
SHAKIR: and they say: Allah has taken to himself a son. glory be to him; rather, whatever is in the heavens and the earth is his; all are obedient to him
PICKTHAL: and they say: Allah hath taken unto himself a son. be he glorified! nay, but whatsoever is in the heavens and the earth is his. all are subservient unto him.
YUSUFALI: they say: “Allah hath begotten a son” :glory be to him.-nay, to him belongs all that is in the heavens and on earth: everything renders worship to him.
Verse 2:117
QARIB: creator of the heavens and the earth! when he decrees a thing, he only says: ‘be, ‘ and it is.
SHAKIR: wonderful originator of the heavens and the earth, and when he decrees an affair, he only says to it, be, so there it is
PICKTHAL: the originator of the heavens and the earth! when he decreeth a thing, he saith unto it only: be! and it is.
YUSUFALI: to him is due the primal origin of the heavens and the earth: when he decreeth a matter, he saith to it: “be,” and it is.
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Back to my question to the smart and interested reader:
Is the Quran quoted from the Bible?
Professor Dr. Ibrahim Khalil
Prof. of Clinical and Chemical Pathology,
Head of Clinical Microbiology and Infection Control Unit,
Ain-Shams University. Cairo, Egypt.
And, President of the Egyptian Society of Inventors.
Member of the Egyptian union of Writers
Vampires Are More Than a Laughing Matter
If it is dark, don’t go outside unless you see lots of lights. If it is windy these blood sucking creatures love to glide through the wind; this also helps them gather speed where they can float up out of sight above the lights.
You know a lot of these vampires take on human form as well as more grotesque shapes to really scare the pants off you. I live up in the mountains where it is pitch black at night and I would not venture one foot outside the house. I’ve often heard a “swooshing” sound and that aint bird noises – more like “vampires of the night.”
It has often be said that vampires live amongst us and we don’t even know they are sitting right next to us. Apparently if they are close by, they drain all your energy and you begin to feel lifeless. This is a danger sign so move out of their space before you have no space at all.
What can they do to you? Ha! I am glad you asked. Beside the usual Dracula stuff of sucking blood with their sharp fangs, they will ‘attach’ part of themselves to your body and you won’t feel a thing except you ‘feel’ you are being controlled by them. You won’t see them around you but you will be doing horrible things to upset those folk around you – and you know what? You will be asking yourself “Why did I do that?” It won’t make sense to you and meantime, Grandma is bawling her eyes out and Grandpa is looking sternly at you.
When these horrible creatures attach part of themselves to you, they can control most of your thoughts and therefore your actions. Haven’t you ever wondered why you did certain things which were totally alien to you? That chatter, that incessant chatter that goes on in your mind all day and sometimes drives you wild–you think it is you, it aint. It’s that ‘orrible creature trying to take control of your life.
Don’t believe it? Ha! You know a bit of truth when your see it, even your dog knows the truth when he barks and there is nothing there, he can sense this vampire creatures’ vibrations.
You know that Michael Jackson died recently at a very young age of 50, he was possessed by not one vampire but many vampires. Have a look what he did to himself and others’ around him. Sure, he had talent, and great talent that was too, few entertainers ever came near to his ability on stage. You can say it was really magic stuff. His life in later years was totally possessed by these evil creatures and I guess he often asked himself “Why did I do that?” (like hanging his baby over the balcony)
Vampires do aim for high profile people, the famous, the infamous, the baddies (as they are easy meat) and also those high on drugs or alcohol. Inevitably drug addicts have a short life span, also to a slightly lesser extent, alcoholics. Perhaps you do not believe this? Well, have a look at the statistics and you will discover there is some truth in this.
Okay, so how does one get rid of these unloved vampire creatures especially if you know you have one or two attached? As you may not know, everything in this physical universe has a certain vibration, you do, your dog does, your koi fish do -and guess what? Even your house. Take a look, or should I say ‘feel’ ?
Ever been at a party and some new person walks in and you think “gosh, I don’t like him!” Know why? His vibrations, and also the space around him. He collapses people’s space nearby. You know what I mean by that? Some people have NO space at all and they go right up to you, one inch from your nose and you begin to feel uncomfortable – they are collapsing your space, intentionally. They are controlled by one or more vampires.
So how do we start? The first thing you should do (gradually please) is gain the ability to hold your space. Pretend you are in a large invisible box and it has eight corners, you are in the middle of this box with several feet all around you. With this box all around you, you ‘hold’ all the eight corners including those behind you. Whilst you are doing this concentrate only on the eight corners. Those thoughts that come into your mind will eventually cease – but only after a little practice. Vampires do not like this at all…they like less space, not more. Try it, and get rid of those darn vampires!
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wingramo
WinGramo is a simple, yet robust sound recorder for Windows PC. Record notes, voice and other audio to Mp3 or Wav file. Record streaming audio from the internet, microphone or music played by Winamo, Windows Media Player, QuickTime, RealPlayer, Flash, and games. In one word, if you can HEAR IT, you can RECORD it!
This program is meant to be extremely intuitive to use, with enough features to get the job done quickly and easily.
Mix sounds of both sides to one recording
When you’re making a VoIP call using software like Skype, Skype records your voice and transmit to the person on the remote side to play, and play the voice from the person on the remote side. If you have WinGramo running, the voices of double sides can be saved to a Wav or MP3 file.
Output sound quality
With built-in advanced audio record engine, the recorder produces high quality recordings. Besides it offers 6 class output qualities, using WinGramo, you will get any output quality class you want. You can save your hard disk storage with lower quality class or get a high fidelity sound with higher quality class.
Software list
Sometimes you don’t want the sounds of all software be recorded, this function will help. There’s a software list you can set, and this list can be either “Black list” or “White list”, the sound of software in “White list” will be recorded, and the sound of software in “Black list” won’t be recorded.
Easy to use
Open the WinGramo, select the software from the left list and make sure the status bar shows “Monitoring” by checking the menu item “Control” -> “Monitor”. Then, use the Skype, Google Talk, Yahoo! Messenger, MSN, Net2Phone, and ICQ and so on, later, checking the menu item “Control” -> “Monitor”.
Play output audio file immediately to ensure the quality.
Compatibility
WinGramo supports all Windows versions including Windows Vista
You can find it from here: http://www.wingramo.com/Features.
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