Ask A Ninja – Question 16 “How To Kill A Ninja”

Posted on December 18th, 2010

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  • MyColorfulMusic

    put all the goats in a blender. nice.

  • chitownzfinesthustla

    @Emblemz who is samson?

  • Akatsuki7557

    Hey I Am Ninja :D
    ANd Ninja Are A Very Important Part Of Our Ecosystem :D

  • homestrarrunner

    lol @ the Lion King referance. Its the Circle of DEATH!!

  • sarahgrulz

    i like how how to kill a ninja turns to rude randy to boobs to i respect jennifer anistans hair to lions to buniies stupid people to its sad when ninjas die

  • Parsonal

    “… and then once you’ve made sure you’ve THOROUGHLY painted the pigeons-…” Say whaaat? o___O Aww, screw it. I’ll just hire a ninja to do it.

  • knt3445

    i love this show

  • MyUsrNaMeSuX

    u put all the goats in a blender lol:D

  • hheadache

    781 people were killed in action trying to kill a ninja

  • arkadnik1

    1 time u must ask ninja obout my video *ninja obout wu* :P
    its must be make u ninja **** 10 minets
    p.s – revolution
    Pps – kill ninja inpossible (*look at *?????????? on 15 seconds

  • GatameOne

    is this a trap?

  • GatameOne

    What do you mean killing a ninja is a terrible thing to do? You mean to tell me you’ve never killed a ninja?

  • chesterngiamzhenghao

    If everyone wears black, how do you see in the dark without night vision?

  • somekid725

    thumbs up if you think the ninja deserves an action figure

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  • FR3DY131

    “THEN YOU PUT THE GOATS IN THE BLENDER…..
    and recalibrate the cineticscope……. set the watermellon cam…….. be right about here….. YAHAYAYAYH!! ”
    LMFAO!!! XD

  • DecadentSympozium

    @chesterngiamzhenghao Smell.

  • wasntme5563

    fuck toyota technology

  • CJB08291990

    Whats a ninja?

  • thehu

    I have found that you can also kill a Ninja by always carrying a piece of poisoned candy around. Simply because most ninjas love candy, of course you can never offer the candy to the ninja as you would never hear nor see them, but after they brutally murder you they may grab the poison candy from your hand and die shortly after, the logic here being that who carries around poison candy so it must be safe to eat.

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  • sheikhmus1

    @CJB08291990 hahahahahahahaha are you stupid

  • CJB08291990

    @sheikhmus1 No but i can see that your a fucking noob.

  • boss180888

    ninjas are a very important part of the eco-bio-deatho sphere BUAHAHAHAHA sure XD!!!

  • ranged5killer

    dude…. waht ever your smokein give me double.

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