Horatio Cane’s One Liners

Posted on October 9th, 2010

A 7 minute compilation of CSI Miami’s Horatio Cane’s “jocish” one liners

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  • TKwarrior17

    “Horatio, we found a girl dead with her eye poked? out and semen in her skull.”
    “Well, it look like she…
    *puts on sunglasses*
    didn’t see it cumming. ”
    YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • TKwarrior17

    “Horatio, we found a girl dead with her eye poked? out and semen in her skull.”
    “Well, it look like she…
    *puts on sunglasses*
    didn’t see it cumming. ”
    YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • peshinc

    We gotta move quick, the tide is rising, and we, have a sinking crime scene.

  • ANTHOHKNEE

    “Looks like the victims head was cut off….
    *shades*
    He wasn’t “heading” off anywhere”
    YEAHHHHHHHHHHHH!

  • AJLstudios

    DUDE IS THAT BEN LINUS AT 2:27

  • modernway91

    “I think Will Smith was here”
    *shades*
    “because he left some fresh prints”
    YEEEEEAAAAH!!!!!!!

  • Lightingbolt008

    “Horatio, looks like that explosion happen after he lit a cigarette”
    “well you know what they say…”
    *sunglasses”
    “smoking kills”
    YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!

  • thebaseballcardguru

    The vic was trying to defend himself with a broken pencil.

    Well it’s obvious his efforts…
    *sunglasses*
    were pointless.
    YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

  • fanofthefett1995

    Horatio the victim was in the band ‘coughs’. Horatio: the who …YEEAAH!!!

  • lilchris316

    It’s not? delivery…….
    *puts on sunglasses*
    It’s Digiorno.
    YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

  • TheTofuGod

    This is a crime scene
    “puts on glasses”
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • TheTofuGod

    This is a crime scene
    “puts on glasses”
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • Definatlynottoday

    …. “what you got for me Frank” “we found the bodies locked in this fridge”….”I…’sunglasses’….got nothing”. YEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHH!

  • 555aboud

    the suspect :i have work to do
    *puts on glasses*
    horatio :So do I

  • LambOfMusic

    YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

  • PrinceK2007

    Horatio: “Knock,knock”
    Tripp: “Who’s there”
    Horatio: *puts on shades* “The”
    Tripp: “The who?”
    YYYEEEAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

  • keyboardfriend

    H, this guy got killed while walking in the park.
    One step for a man…
    *sunglasses*
    One huge leap for the murderer.

  • keyboardfriend

    @cthompson21 He gonna cry?

  • keyboardfriend

    @rog138 Nightglasses FTW

  • keyboardfriend

    Horatio, this guy got killed in the swimming hall.
    Looks like…
    *sunglasses on*
    My sunglasses are broken.
    *sunglasses off*
    What did you say again, Alex?

  • smashher

    “Horatio this woman was a porn star and someone broke her jaw.”
    “She lied to me…..”
    “puts on glasses”
    “She does do facials.”

  • jm8243

    *30 years later David Caruso at a nursing home*

    Nurse: “David you called for me?”

    David: “Is there a football game on? right now?”

    Nurse: “No, why do you ask?”

    David: “Because if you check my pants, you’ll see that the Browns……….

    *Shaky hands puts on glasses*

    “Just went to the Superbowl”……………..

    *Music out of nowhere*

    YEEEEEEEEEEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

  • TheFlagellator28

    Looks like…
    *sunglasses*
    Gingers actually do have souls
    YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAHH

  • Tealyz

    It doesn’t really sound like “YEEEAAAHHHHHH!!!” It sounds like someone is screaming in agony… which makes sense anyways.

  • 714irie714

    who writes his lines? haha too funny

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