The One-Liners of Roger Sterling

Posted on August 20th, 2010

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  • pinupgirlclothing

    I can’t believe you don’t have his greatest line of all time: “Who cares!”

  • Irrenmann

    My favorite was after Guy McKendrick got run over by the lawn mower and they were cleaning up the blood. Roger walks by and says through the door into the office, “Christ, it’s like Iwo Jima out there.” I had to pause it.

  • saladman8283

    What about when Roger and Don are at the oyster bar and Roger motions to the martini glasses and says to the waiter, “We’re going to take another lap here.”

  • NewYorkeProductions

    @saladman8283 I had to go looking for that one, but I’m not so sure it was at the oyster bar. I think it’s just a regular bar, but it’s from S02E09, “Six Month Leave” where they let Freddy Rumsen go.

  • modestlyneutral

    I love Sterling, he’s brilliant.

  • millennica

    Can sb tell me the name of actress that plays Roger Sterling’s love from past?

  • beepandbop

    I didn’t get the part about the lioness and Mona. Someone explain please?

  • beepandbop

    And who is Roger referring to whose net worth dropped by half? Thx! :)

  • horsesandcourses17

    @beepandbop It was at Margaret’s (their daughter) wedding. It basically means their daughter was annoying and a pain sometimes (like every child) and the net worth thing is referring to Mona’s date.

  • beepandbop

    @horsesandcourses17 Thank you, I appreciate it!

  • beepandbop

    Roger Sterling’s daughter is hot.

  • FissellFeet

    Wheres Roger with the paddle ball in season 2. ” Nobody knows what im doin in here! Its good for mystique!”

  • cubbyfrac

    these are only from the third season he has some way better one’s in the other seasons

  • Bliss725

    Great! Thanks love Roger nice job

  • donnalynnebrown2010

    Very good but want more!! Want where Roger says to Don “You’re not good at relationships because you don’t value them.”

  • Schmoe552001

    Thanks.

  • LadyVeeee

    or, doing the introductions : “Duck – Crab, Crab – Duck.” Not as funny but still.

  • LadyVeeee

    or doing the introductions: “Duck-Crab, Crab-Duck”. not as funny but still :)

  • LadyVeeee

    @donnalynnebrown2010
    or doing the introductions: “Duck-Crab, Crab-Duck”. not as funny but still :)

  • alexanderdevaux

    hilarious, rarely see this guy working, so funny, yes yes, i know he’s a name partner and he’s like cooper, but he’s also head of all the account men right? but most of the time it just looks like he’s going around fawking around and dropping quips.

    thanks for the upload, second favorite character, after Don Draper of course.

  • Dontbeahater102

    “she doesnt know his net worth just dropped by half”

  • tragic1Kingdom

    Sometimes I wonder what Roger does all day in his office. I now realize he just sits and thinks of brilliant one-liners.

    By the way, you forgot my all time favorite one.
    Roger to Pete: “I should dropkick you off the roof.”

  • IsisxCollabs

    “I’m not really going to kill him. I’d just like to, that’s all.” Ahh, Sterling has the best quips. These are some great ones, but there are still even better ones!

  • GildaLee27

    Ah, forgot this choice interchange btwn him and Don:

    Don: What do women want?
    Roger: Who cares?

    That’s just the kind of man he is.

  • SQUIRRELJazz

    Roger: I watched the sunrise today. Couldn’t sleep.
    Don: How was it?
    Roger: Average.

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