CSI: Miami – Horatio Caine’s Sunglasses Moments / One Liners

Posted on July 1st, 2010

All the sunglasses moments from the great general (sunglasses and non-sunglasses) Caruso / Horatio Caine opening scenes montage originally compiled here: www.youtube.com

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  • Destructor2007

    Mr. Caine, they just extracted the body from the mineshaft. He was found crushed underneath a piano, which someone had pushed down.

    It sounds like that piano…
    *Puts on sunglasses*
    …was playing in the key “A-Flat Minor.”
    YEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

  • Destructor2007

    Mr. Caine, they just extracted the body from the mineshaft. He was found crushed underneath a piano, which someone had pushed down.

    It sounds like that piano…
    *Puts on sunglasses*
    …was playing in the key “A-Flat Minor.”
    YEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

  • hichixichifoeva

    H, Gary Coleman died of an intracranial hemorrhage.
    -Well I guess…
    *puts on shades*
    We’ll never know what willis was talking about.
    YEEEEEEAAAAAAAH!

  • gz6p

    “Horatio, 10 people have just died at McDonald’s.”
    “Well, I guess…
    *sunglasses*
    …this? wasn’t a Happy Meal.”
    YEAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

  • gz6p

    “Horatio, 10 people have just died at McDonald’s.”
    “Well, I guess…
    *sunglasses*
    …this? wasn’t a Happy Meal.”
    YEAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

  • NichtDieseTone

    Sir, Michael Jacksson was found dead this morning.
    It looks like his heart…
    *puts on sunglasses*
    …Didn’t beat it.
    YYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!

  • spritejunkee

    *Drops and breaks sunglasses”
    Dammit

  • freeplay2414

    @alwinovich lol epic

  • dbrostrom90

    “Hey H, 3 people were just killed in a post office”
    “well it looks like our killer”
    *puts on sunglasses*
    “went postal”
    YYYEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

  • supersjaak123

    Micheal Jackson probably died cause a heart attack.
    Well it looks like his heart,
    *puts on sunglasses*
    Couldn’t beat it…
    YYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!

  • MisterQuini

    H, a girl has been raped and murdered in her own apartment.
    Well it looks like…
    *sunglasses*
    ….. *awkward silence* Seriously Frank? How the hell am I supposed to come up with something cool if you’re telling me such sloppy murders?
    *smashes sunglasses on the floor*
    Goddamnit, I QUIT!

  • KingPuddinsdaddy001

    I want those sunglasses!

  • iDunk1

    The 4 year old in the nursery got in trouble
    *puts on sunglasses*
    for resisting a rest

  • C4misado

    blah blah blah
    YYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
    blah blah blah
    YYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
    more blah blah blah
    YYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

  • Ithrowcakeatfatkids

    We found the victim with sperm in her ear.
    Well it looks like she….
    *Puts on sunglasses*
    …heard her killer cumming.
    YYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!

  • 0ChozoSheikah0

    “Caine can you please stop doing that thing with your sunglasses?”
    “No Liutenant”
    *puts sunglasses on*
    “I can’t”
    YYYYYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

  • DocHoliday858

    semen was found in the victims mouth
    the truth…
    is always…
    HARD TO SWALLOW.
    YYYYYEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!

  • BuckWild360

    Can you say dicksicle?

  • Blah117andstuff

    “Were not gunna make it! the covenant are glassing reach!” “Well looks like victory- *puts on sunglassess* “Is out of REACH”

    YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!

  • TeamStarsProduction

    @supersjaak123 This would have been perfect.

  • HomelessKangaroo

    @SergeantCodebreak rofl

  • iv4o7o

    ROFL XD

  • ES992

    @SlashFirestorm you win the internet my friend.

  • vArnMc

    - Sir,? a swimmer have died of a heart attack!
    - It must been an awful…
    *sunglasses*
    … Brest-stroke.
    Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaah!

  • HolaDeco

    Just let Roger Daltrey finish his scream already! :P

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