The 100 Cheesiest Movie Quotes of All Time

Posted on June 4th, 2010

A celebration of some of the greatest ‘cheesiest’ movie quotes of all time. First featured on Pajiba.com. Sit back, relax and take in all the wonderful fromage…for list of films click (more info)… One mans cheese is another mans gold… “cheesy” is a very subjective word and can be used in many different contexts. And there is such a thing as good cheese… a quote can be both epic and cheesy! Also, just because I’ve included a quote from a movie, it doesn’t imply that I think the movie itself is ‘cheesy’, more the line chosen qualifies… I happen to love a great deal of the films listed here. Films featured in order of appearance: American Beauty, Batman & Robin, Gigli, Batman & Robin, Showgirls, Troy, Star Wars, GI Jane —1m– Love Story, Cast Away, Star Wars, City of Angels, As Good As It Gets, Pearl Harbor, Titanic, Ever After, Death Race, The Covenant, X-Men 3 –2m– They Live, Commando, Matrix, Diary of a Mad Black Woman, Total Recall, Wicker Man, Point Break, Lethal Weapon II, Boondock Saints, Predator, Road House, Kindergarten Cop –3m– Forrest Gump, Transformers 2, Lethal Weapon, Speed, Commando, X-Men, Exorcist II, Armageddon, Juno, Blood Diamond, Batman & Robin –4m– Goldfinger, Rocky 4, Once Upon A Time In Mexico, Judge Dredd, Commando, Under Siege, Batman & Robin, The Happening, Star Wars, The Happening, Eraser –5m– Blood In Blood Out, Batman & Robin, Con Air, Air Force One, Bad Boys II, Snakes on a Plane, Showgirls, Notting Hill, Jerry Maguire

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  • gettotheGate

    how in heck can you say anything from Independence Day and Braveheart was cheesy? Matter of opinion aside, I considered those two speeches to be rather epic and ultimately fitting.

  • TOXICinferno7

    While you were still kearning to SPELL YOUR NAME, I was being trained TO CoNQUER GALAXiES

  • dp9eagle13

    are you a mexican….or a mexican’t?

  • BLackCobraPictures

    Their EATING HER!! ……. And then THEIR GONNA EAT ME!!

  • Timvanoirbeek

    That was… Cheesy.

  • marocconit

    from 4:08- 4:30 lol and leonardo davinci the fag is not bling bling its bang bang lol sucky

  • crazy4animals6

    i loved the chew bubbel gum line

  • NAWRARESNAW

    “I’m just a cock” LOL

  • darkTechnologies

    “I lied…”

  • whinemax

    what was the Nicholas cage movie around 2:34 with the honeey?
    And what movie was the Arnold as ice looking dude?
    And the movie at 8:55 with mother, you will die?
    TY so much :D

  • Nnemicvids

    7:03 jeez is he playin Ike Turner or somethin? Poor woman almost shit herself.

  • alzhimers

    whats the movie where it says”just in case we die i wanted to tell you that you have the biggest **** ive ever seen”

  • LoopsKHIenzoFan13

    @BLackCobraPictures OH MY GGGGOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!! ha i love that!

  • TeiwazTir

    @whinemax
    The Wicker Man, One of the terrible Batman movies, and lastly the even more terirble Mortal Kombat sequel

  • greenteaicey

    “ok cocksucker fuck with me and see who shits on the sidewalk” rofl what the hell?! XD

  • napalman21

    he is the only one in the world that love batman and robin movie

  • scottyo218

    Mother, you’re alive!
    Too bad…you…will die!

    I need to see mortal kombat again.

  • randomjuff

    9:16 oh my god, captain jack, what is wrong with you??

  • mastergradeone

    LAAAW

  • Ottomatkk

    it’s a pressure valve. it wont open unless theres tremendous pressure.

  • 25zomar

    poo

  • KikujiroChan

    dito? wtf X]]]

  • monkeywrestler08

    HAHAHAHA 0:42. Sick burn.

  • monkeywrestler08

    @scottyo218 I was just thinking that. lol.

    Too bad they left out Raiden’s quote: Like the haircut…the god’s gave it to me.

  • uttermeamumble

    some of there aren’t cheesy… some of them are just plain funny haha.

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