160 Greatest Arnold Schwarzenegger Quotes

Posted on April 15th, 2010

Celebrating the finest actor of our generation with 160 of his greatest movie quotes! First featured on Pajiba.com. Lines taken from 25 of Arnies finest films: Batman & Robin, Collateral Damage, Commando, Conan the Barbarian, Conan the Destroyer, End of Days, Eraser, Jingle All the Way, Junior, Kindergarten Cop, Last Action Hero, Predator, Pumping Iron, Raw Deal, Red Heat, Red Sonja, The Running Man, The Terminator, Terminator 2: Judgment Day, Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines, Total Recall, True Lies, Twins, The 6th Day and Around the World in 80 Days. Disclaimer: I don’t own any of the footage presented here, this video was made merely to pay homage to these films and Arnold and not for any profit or commercial reasons. No copyright infringement intended, video is for entertainment purposes ONLY.

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  • 25bloodfang

    what is the movie at 0:27

  • hiphopalive1

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    let? me know what you think.

  • aleks7868

    “you should not drink and bake”

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA so superior to all these other quotes but they are all good

  • lazeta99

    HE make a great governor

  • MrVampire79

    The movie at 0.27 is Total Recall

  • OldHollows123

    he makes the most cheesiest jokes ever
    my fav is “You think this is the real Quaid!? HAHA IT IS”

  • Obomah

    Lol some of my fav’s

    “you are ah stupit”

    “Crush you enemies see dem driven before you and hear da lamentation of da women”

    “MAAAAAAAAAAAAAK”

    “BRING DA TOY BACK TO DA CARPEH”

  • Obomah

    “I do not want to touch his ass, I wan to make him talk”

    “Dat guyz a fucking ausshole”

    “intoducing abadah, abadah, abadah, abadah, dis es abadah”

    “Es is satisfyin to me as uh cummin es, having seckz wit a wuman an cumming”

    *POP* “cocanium”

    “so who are you man? SHIT!” *BANG* “I’m da pardy poopah*

  • AlfiiSamLe

    COCAINIAM LOL

  • Obomah

    “Leave anything for us?” “Jus pardies”

    “You wan to fuck wit meh? you dink you know bad huh? YOU A FUCKIN CHOIAH BOY COMPARED TO MEH A CHOIAH BOY”

    you col blooded bastahd, I tell you what I dink of it, I live to see you eat dat contract, but I hope you leave enough room for muh fist because i’m goin to ram it into yah stomach and break you goddamn spine GWAAAAARGHHH”

  • Skapete

    TAKE YOUR TOY BACK TO THE CARPET!!!

  • luke26126

    ohhh im so drunk im gonnna flag this, jk man im just super stoned

  • wilsonquah

    RIGHT?
    WRONG…

  • KittenMan93

    @mcmuffin2012 I’m pretty sure it’s not Kindergardern Cop. He says KIMBO not Kimble. I watched Kindergarden Cop a couple days ago and that part isnt in it.

  • GhostRiderChikGurl

    the quote that gets me everytime is “i’ll be back”. most classic saying ever.

  • Sammy102093

    Enter the boat, enter the tunnel, GET TO THE CHOPPAAA!!

  • acooldude0

    Arnold has had an awesome life!

  • solidus3186

    Okay, what movie is 3:58 from? It has me stumped.

  • devinarney

    EPIC ROFL

  • parissmiles

    he is the freaking man.

  • parissmiles

    @luke26126 you’re soooooo cool.

  • Remman

    How about a remix of arnold swearing?

  • Gilly7691

    “Jesus Marge! What the fuck!” – Best Part XD

  • mobster3252

    bring the toy back. bring it back to the carpet.take your toy back. TAKE IT BACK

  • mcmuffin2012

    @KittenMan93 Then you need to watch again, because it IS Kindergarden Cop!

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