Duke Nukem One-Liners

Posted on February 24th, 2010

Duke Nukem one-liners.

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  • BrettRathbone26

    i go where please and i please where i go.

  • 0oSCHMILLENo0

    Makin’ bacon!

  • AppleOfInternalHappy

    motherf*cking key cards!

  • torbjornhallberg

    Your ass is gras and I’m a weed wacker. Pure classic.

  • OwnedRaze

    Wowo lol

  • LOLBling1907

    your face,your ass..what’s the diffrence? lol

  • mashedrats61

    mint

  • maksandwedge

    Now you see me now your DEAD. Ha Classic!

  • MrTc800

    “Rest in pieces!”

  • GamingGod34

    I oughta break a broomstick handle off in your ass.

  • FurySaterra64

    the born to be wild PART WAS HILARIOUS

  • ronnyuc27

    where’s ” what are you, some bottom feeding scum sucking algae eater?

  • sonicbn

    its my way or…. HELL its MY way

  • mwmwolf712

    I think I’ma gonna kick your ass… bitch.

  • mwmwolf712

    Lets go surfin’ now’, everybody is learnin’ how lets go on a safari with me!

  • ragzouken

    Confuscious say: die.

  • TheOnlyMushka

    I go where I please
    and I please where I go

  • DaRealTim

    i like big “guns” and i can not lie

    germany send their regards to the duke!

  • samiscoolerthenyou

    Your face your ass whats the circumference?
    I’ve got bowls of cereal!

  • kenedy65

    my guns bigger than youres

  • ozzzy42

    hail to the king baby

  • Darkmage1293

    YOU INVISIBLE HEADSHOT SCRIPTED CHEATER. I go where I please…and I please where I go. ITS MY WAY OR…HELL ITS MY WAY! The work environment sucks but I bet the benefits are great. REPEATING FOR SOME REASON.

  • TheRebecca121

    your gay

  • Golemoid

    why its DOUBLED?

  • keltey5

    life is like a box of ammo =p

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