Twilight:Funny Sayings and quotes

Posted on January 7th, 2010

ok i got most of these off of Myspace anf face book. disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THESE I JUST FOUNF THEM

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  • Sandy8998

    lol i threw new moon at the wall when edward left.

  • gogreenpeacelove1

    blurry!

  • gogreenpeacelove1

    cute

  • DUCKSthatswim

    haahaahaa its so true!!!!!!!!!!! :P

  • lokix1234cv

    Well, I went to buy a new book cause I cry so much that I got three pages wet…

  • cheekymartina

    Buffy slayed Edward Cullen – The End!

  • littlealimc

    how many girls googled the words adrenaline rush after twilight i know i did 47 times xxxxx

  • candiegirl100

    lol i loved all of it. i espically loved the edward cullen is right behind you

    ok hypervenelate rape him

    lol hilarious

  • rubymermaid1

    lol i swear i will give you a paper cut right infront of jasper. 5/5* relly funny

  • blingblinggirl12

    to be honest…..i cried and almost stopped reading the series, but luckily i went on and finished all of the books lol!

  • blingblinggirl12

    I SERIOUSLY NEED THIS: I NEED HARRY POTTER’S MAGIC TO GET EDWARD CULLEN OUT OF MY BOOK AND INTO MY ROOM (cuz dats all harry is good for) LMAO THUMBS UP IF U LIKE THIS

  • Clau2295

    i did!!! lol

  • Alittlefriend4me

    I wasn’t so upset that Edward left… I missed Carlisle!

  • littlealimc

    lol xxx

  • kezwaz1

    @littlealimc i did

  • ParamoreRoxxx1

    <3 blondes may have more fun but edward prefers brunettes!!! <3

  • lilmissgooberbug1995

    Lmao!
    I was upset that Jasper left xD
    Haha.. I didnt miss Edward at all!

  • PistachioPirates

    Who cares? Edward’s not real. And Rob hates Twilight.

  • ParamoreRoxxx1

    @PistachioPirates and? your point is?

  • twilighter377321

    jacob is hootteerrr then edward from the neck down!!!!!!!!!!!..and above

  • Zic0997

    I would have thrown New Moon at a wall (2:15) but all I had was an audio book on a computer

  • AngelRose04

    0:43
    0:51
    1:46
    2:24
    2:36

    These are the best XD

  • xXxshiannexXx09

    i think 1:13 was funnyxD

  • xxloveDisxx

    ahahahahahahahaha i loved that ! ahahaha omg !!! i actually always have to get my daily dose of twilight ! ahah
    EDWARD CULLEN <3!

  • RuuYaa96

    jasper hale laughs at your mood ring lol

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